Venting

Dear Reader,

The purpose of this post is to perform a common ritual in written form, otherwise known as "VENTING" (others may refer to it as "Dumping"). There are many reasons for which one may feel the need to vent:

1.) Anger

2.) Frustration

3.) Aggravation

4.) Emotional letdown

5.) Sadness

6.) ALL OF THE ABOVE!

Michael and Kevin LOST on "The Amazing Race" tonight. I have no words (WELL, obviously I do, but in relation to their losing, I'm at a loss for words). It seemed as though they had it, all until the very end.

Ferg and I have faithfully been watching the show since it aired seven weeks ago, now, I'm not sure I'll be tuning in for the remainder of the season considering our favorite YouTube comedian duo has now been eliminated off the show.

*ANGERFRUSTRATIONAGGRAVATIONEMOTIONALLETDOWNSADNESS*!

There's goes the one, guaranteed, solid hour of television I watch during the week.

I'm not exactly sure what I'm going to do now that they've lost... I probably won't shave for a while, or eat... Or sleep. I'll probably become obsessed with homework, knowing that that is the most beneficial outlet... I'll start updating this blog every single day, because I'll have extra time on my hands...

Maybe I'll stop paying attention to what I put on in the morning... My socks will mismatch... Nix that, maybe I'll pay attention to what color socks I put on. One thing's for certain, my general hygiene will begin to slacken... I might end up getting my first cavity.

All this will result in my sinking into a emotionally depressive state... Michael and Kevin being eliminated off "The Amazing Race" is sending me into an irrevocable downward spiral into emotional instability. Just watch. I'll go emo.

Hahaha, okay, maybe I'm not THAT upset... But I am rather discouraged that they lost!

Well, off to do some government homework. Oh, the joys of life.

Thanks for reading!

~Jacob